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huntingjaeger:

nudityandnerdery:

2percentmelk:

(Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/21xynj/this_is_daniel_handler_aka_lemony_snicket_trapped/)

That is fantastic life advice.

Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

winchester-like-the-gun:

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide

minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

182,239 plays

adrians:

me waiting for the toaster

Art Character Song 01 Shade

headphones-nice:

image

Sang by: Art (Hiroshi Kamiya)

Kanji

光の中心が 隣に立ってても
並んでは歩けない
心のどこかで気付いていたんだ
静かに事実を受け入れて

誰もが笑って いけるなら
果てしない 鋭峰も
越えてみせる

強く押し潰されて 傷を背負う
小鳥が抱えた 歪む雑音
完全ではなくても この身懸けて
暗闇を塗りかえていきたい

小さな光を ひとつずつ集めて
作り上げていく
ゼロから始まり手に入れたものは
代え難い誇りと覚悟で

誰もが歩いて ゆけるなら
現在(いま)さえも 変えよう
そう思うから

嘆きを誘う時間に 残されてる
畏れを抱えた 軌跡の先で
輝きに満ちた未来 見上げたなら
失わないように追い続けてく

世界は無情で 容赦なく
苦しみを与えて
影を落とす

陽だまりに立つ人は 限られてて
願いを抱えた 記憶が叫ぶ
誰かの犠牲で全部 報われるなら
迷わず運命を掴みとるだろ

Romaji

Hikari no chūshin ga tonari ni tattetemo
Narande wa arukenai
Kokoro no dokoka de kidzuite itanda
Shizuka ni jijitsu o ukeirete

Daremoga waratte ikerunara
Hateshinai eihou mo
Koete miseru

Tsuyoku oshi tsubusarete kizu o seou
Kotori ga kakaeta hizumu zatsuon
Kanzen dewa nakute mo kono mi kakete
Kurayami o nurikaete ikitai

Chīsana hikari o hitotsu zutsu atsumete
Tsukuriagete iku
ZERO kara hajimari te ni ireta mono wa
Kae gatai hokori to kakugo de

Daremoga aruite yukerunara ima sae mo kaeyou
Sō omoukara

Nageki o sasou jikan ni nokosareteru
Osore o kakaeta kiseki no saki de
Kagayaki ni michita mirai miagetanara
Ushinawanai yō ni oi tsudzuketeku

Sekai wa mujōde yōshanaku
Kurushimi o ataete
Kage wo otosu

Hidamari ni tatsu hito wa kagiraretete
Negai o kakaeta kioku ga sakebu
Dareka no gisei de zenbu mukuwareru nara
Mayowazu unmei o tsukami torudarou

(edit by: Art Keishi)

gundaam:

Everyone’s like “THE HELLO KITTY VIDEO GOT TAKEN DOWN BECAUSE IT’S RACIST AHAHAHAHA” but???? It specifically says if you go to the video it was taken down because of copyright??? The video is on her offical site and the youtubers posting it don’t own it so

i should change my url to something komaeda-related for a couple months just to prove it’s possible to have a komaeda-related url and not be a scumbag